“Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”- Paul Theroux (via quotactions)
How Breaking Bad should have ended.
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
It’s crazy how some feminists get mad when men take something stereotypically feminine and turn it into a new branch to incite more men to do it. Like good for them, they’re helping men stay healthy, what’s the problem with that?
listen here sweetie
Yoga was never, and will never be stereotypically feminine.
And even if it was hella feminine why the FUCK can’t men just do shit without making sure it appears as masculine as possible? Wanna watch a show about ponies? Better call yourself a brony. Have a close friendship with a guy? Better call it a bromance? Want to do yoga without sprouting a vagina? Stamp that motherfucker with a new butch beer-drinkin’ deer-killin’ manly ass name like broga.
We don’t come up with some feminine name when we want to do something deemed “manly” we just fucking do it.
You know what it’s called when a woman goes hunting?
You know what they call female football fans?
So shut the fuck up, do some regular yoga, and understand that your life has literally not changed at all.
You looked inside of me and you saw hatred. That’s not victory.
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
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